Hi. I see you�re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world�s greatest secret agent, or B) don�t know how books work. If your answer was �A,� your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you�ll find the �contents� of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read �table� format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I�ll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute�in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more�or at all�like Sterling Archer, the world�s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn�t a damn library. (Note: If your answer was �B,� this probably isn�t the book you want to start with.)